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I don't need to be a so-called "Master" They don't seem to master anything. I'm a member of a growing Horde of thugs with an evil leader pulling the strings They may have armored dudes with springy legs And some useless flying wizard guys but all their thunder punch and stretchy neck powers won't save their worthless lives! We've got the Eternian Genius Putting Randor in his place We've got the Eternian Genius Grayskull will belong to him one day! I'd feel sorry for the foes of Skeletor If I didn't wish them so much pain with the agony that he inflicts on loyalists to oppose him one must be insane Only precious few have fought with him and lived never mind who or if they won. If there's 1000 ways to die then 900 of them involve him! We've got the Eternian Genius Giving Henchmen stupid names We've got the Eternian Genius Grayskull will belong to him one day. He's unruly and deranged (He-Man's) He shoots lasers from his cane (No More) He once even owned the Diamond Ray of Disappearance (Make way for Skeletor) Our Master's here to stay (He's strong) He's got King Hiss locked away (He's mean) And he had Hordak deported to another show (All fear his color scheme) When the world is finally his (He Man!) No more end of show lessons (Will fall!) He don't care if they say knowing is half the battle. (Our Master conquers all!) He'll beat He-man one day (You Lose!) Put the Masters in their grave (We win!) Then the show will have to be renamed! Yeah! (Beast man and Evil Lyn!) We've got the Eternian Genius Putting She-Ra in her place We've got the Eternian Genius No one watches that show anyway! We've got the Eternian Genius Is he good? I say "No Way!" We've got the Eternian Genius Grayskull will belong to him one day. Yeah! All hail Skeletor! (repeat) Lyrics by Mike "KSV" Jensen Music By Sci-Fried 2011 |